So that automatically means some of my friends with hubbies or lovers smugly pat me on the shoulder and say in their most patronizing voice: “Don't worry girl you'll find someone.”
To that I say, "Who says I was looking for someone in the first place?" Without a significant other, I only have myself to please. And to buy for, so that can only mean one thing...an extra pair of shoes to add to the closet.
I don't just have one love, I have many loves, all achingly beautiful and ever obedient, ready to take me out whenever I demand, and I must add they satisfy me more than any man.
In fact, there are many reasons why a great pair of shoes is the perfect Valentine’s date.
You can pick the size, they don't talk back, and there is no over-protective Mommy to battle with.
The only bad side, is some of the sexiest shoes may give you is blisters, which is a forgivable and surgically correctable sin. Now if a man gives you blisters…well, let’s not even go there!
Getting back on track, with shoes there is no baggage... unless you choose the matching clutch!
So, yes I am single on Valentine’s Day, but don't feel sorry for me I have plenty of love in my life and the next love is never too far away.