Yes I'm single. Yes today is Valentine’s Day.
So that automatically means some of my friends with hubbies or lovers smugly pat me on the shoulder and say in their most patronizing voice: “Don't worry girl you'll find someone.”
To that I say, "Who says I was looking for someone in the first place?" Without a significant other, I only have myself to please. And to buy for, so that can only mean one thing...an extra pair of shoes to add to the closet.
So that automatically means some of my friends with hubbies or lovers smugly pat me on the shoulder and say in their most patronizing voice: “Don't worry girl you'll find someone.”
To that I say, "Who says I was looking for someone in the first place?" Without a significant other, I only have myself to please. And to buy for, so that can only mean one thing...an extra pair of shoes to add to the closet.
I don't just have one love, I have many loves, all achingly beautiful and ever obedient, ready to take me out whenever I demand, and I must add they satisfy me more than any man.
In fact, there are many reasons why a great pair of shoes is the perfect Valentine’s date.
You can pick the size, they don't talk back, and there is no over-protective Mommy to battle with.
The only bad side, is some of the sexiest shoes may give you is blisters, which is a forgivable and surgically correctable sin. Now if a man gives you blisters…well, let’s not even go there!
Getting back on track, with shoes there is no baggage... unless you choose the matching clutch!
So, yes I am single on Valentine’s Day, but don't feel sorry for me I have plenty of love in my life and the next love is never too far away.
Gems
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