The Case of Shoozie Q vs. Miss
Clutches R. Best
Arguing the case for the sexy heel is
Shoozie Q...
Ladies and gentleman of the court, I am not
here to convince you that when choosing between the shoe and the purse that the
shoe is the right choice. I'm here to simply inform you that the shoe is the
only choice.
My arguments are simple and should only
serve to reinforce what you already know...a woman will always be nourished,
satisfied, fulfilled and confident when she is wearing a killer pair of heels,
more than she could ever be with a purse on her arm.
Firstly, what woman hasn't been envious of
the never-ending legs of Elle Macpherson or Cameron Diaz. Well there is no need
to let the green eyed monster out, you can make your legs appear longer,
thinner and more toned with a great pair of killer heels. For example a heel in
a nude tone that matches with the colour of your skin makes your legs appear
longer by creating a seamless transition from skin to shoe.
Secondly, actual scientific research, by
real life scientists at England's University of Plymouth have shown that a high
heel makes women more attractive, by emphasising their femininity and
highlighting their womanly areas. The high heeled walk, with the sexy short
stride and the sultry swing of the hips is something that is hard to ignore. No
such research exists for similar effects with handbags.
Not only do high heels make you look and feel
great they are also good for you...oh yes! Contrary to popular belief that
regularly wearing high heels can be bad for you, research has in fact shown
that stilettos may be kinder to your delicate knees than flat shoes.
Researchers at England's Warwick University found that wearing high heels may
make women less likely to develop painful arthritis in the knee joint in later
life.
So not only do high heels make a woman
sexier, they make her legs look longer and can actually be beneficial to
health...can that really be argued with? The case for the shoe rests.
Thank you for your time.
Shoozie Q.
